This page is where the PFY (that's the bloke nearest the camera) gets to vent his spleen at lusers. During his current job he's had to deal with lusers of the first degree, and it's beginning to show. Occasionally he feels the need to put digit to keyboard in an effort to articulate his murderous motivations in a manner more befitting a paid employee who has to clean up any 'over-enthusiastic'
I'm sure there'll be more stories added here in time. It's not as if they're gaining Clue anytime soon, is it?
The PFY stories
(In which the PFY discovers that lusers come in all shapes and sizes)
(In which the PFY has to deal with the pre-Christmas luser festivities)
(In which the PFY disables a lift (twice) and makes people look silly)
(In which the PFY gets locked out of the office, plays host and cuts net access)
(In which the PFY does his last day on the job and leaves everyone with a present for Monday)
(In which the PFY starts a new job as a BPFYFH and sets some ground
(In which the PFY find things amiss and basically leaves it to you to imagine the outcome)
Tales From The Front
Occasionally, I get email from people for whom the chance to go postal is just not an option. Perhaps they're working in a public-facing role (more fool them for getting into that position), maybe they're sitting next to their line manager, or for one reason or another they don't like to show their feelings physically (no matter how much of a release it may be). I'm providing the chance of those people to put their rants here, fairly anonymously (first names only, all references to locations and companies excised), the occasional spelling mistake fixed. If you want Your Rant Here tell me you don't mind it going up, sit back and let the bile flow.
Other things worth reading, probably
- Wear a Leatherman (A parody of the Baz Lurhman song, originally from a column in a newpaper by Mary Schmich)
- Windowsian Crapsody (An attempt
to parody the GNU/Windows thingy with a rip off of a well known set of
- Admin Wars (What happens when MUD admin Go Bad)
- Web Wars (Admin Wars II) (What happens when MUD admin get involved in web pages)
- Admin Wars III (What happens when the author plays a dead joke out for too long)