Why You Can't Find Your UNIX System Administrator
By Ehrich Weiss
1st Edition March 2001
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It's not suprising really. You don't think we actually like our jobs
do you? You did? Well look, we spend unsociable hours doing unsociable things
in windowless rooms full of loud machinery and when the crap hits the fan the
first person to get the payload is, more often than not, us. It's shit being us.
We do the job because of pride, and the sure knowledge that nobody does it
better than we can. Most of the time we don't want to be at work, we'd rather be
recovering, anywhere. While we are at work we could be anywhere but
where you expect, and perhaps 95% of the time you'd never notice. We're
probably not even at work right now, have you checked? See, the thing is, we
could run this whole circus from home via the cable modem the department's
footing the bill for under 'ancilliary networking support'. We're that good.
What do you mean, "What cable modem?"?
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